Nine Democratic candidates participated in CNN’s LGBTQ town hall last night—the first event of its kind hosted by a major cable news network. Some key moments include: an out-of-touch remark from Joe Biden about “bathhouses,” a terrible pronoun joke from CNN anchor Chris Cuomo for which he later apologized, and a joke from Elizabeth Warren for which she deserves a Netflix special.
Defense Secretary Mark Esper urged his Turkish counterpart to halt his country’s offensive in Syria. Confirming fears that the invasion would make it impossible for Kurdish forces to continue guarding detained ISIS militants, five prisoners have already escaped amid Turkish shelling nearby. Turkish shelling also hit near U.S. forces, under unclear circumstances. Meanwhile, the Pentagon has deployed roughly 1,500 extra troops to Saudi Arabia, because President Trump is deeply, sincerely committed to bringing our troops home.
Trump attacked Rep. Ilhan Omar (D-MN) and Somali refugees as a group during his campaign rally in Minneapolis, MN, Thursday night. He also called the press “crooked son of a guns” [sic] and imitated Peter Strzok having an orgasm. It’s gonna be a fun election year, folks.
Michael McKinley, a senior advisor to Secretary of State Mike Pompeo, has resigned. McKinley is a State Department veteran, who reportedly grew dissatisfied with Pompeo’s lack of public support for diplomats caught up in the Ukraine scandal. McKinley’s resignation suggests Pompeo has lost control of the State Department, which is more bad news for the White House, and we are not sad about it.
At least one person has died as a result of the Saddleridge wildfire in the San Fernando Valley. Over 100,000 people face mandatory evacuation orders, and officials expect the fire will take days to contain.
News anchor Shepard Smith has abruptly left Fox News. Smith had a nasty habit of actually fact-checking his network, which made him one of Trump's most frequent rage-targets. An anonymous Fox News staffer told the Daily Beast: “There’s no room for news here anymore.” This staffer lost us at "anymore."
The CDC has issued new guidelines for doctors treating vaping-related illness, because there were no guidelines before, because there was no “vaping-related illness” until now. Twenty-six people have died since the outbreak began.
The dates and locations of the 2020 presidential debates have been announced. Weird to know a year in advance which days your stomach will hurt, but there you go.
New York Times columnist Bret Stephens has backed out of a public debate with the professor who jokingly called him a bedbug. That is, it looks like he’s backed out—experts say you can’t really be sure he’s gone until three weeks have passed.